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How to Treat Your Wife

On a recent trip to Oklahoma, we stopped at a restaurant for lunch.  I was observing the people around me when I noticed an old couple finishing their lunch. The old man apparently has not eaten his fill, and so he pushed his plate toward his wife.  She was blocked from view by a booth, but I saw her feeble hand reach out with a sizable dollop of barbeque on a fork.  She placed it on his plate.  He immediately gobbled it down, picked up the check, hitched up his overalls, and headed to the cashier.  As he passed our table, he smiled and nodded his head.  The old lady was much slower to rise.  When she came into view, it was apparent that she had been beautiful in her youth, and was still beautiful in her old age.  But she was very feeble.  She made her way slowly along, holding onto anything close by.  I was about to get up to help her, but she mustered the energy to haltingly pass by and into the next room. I remarked to my wife, ...